Dear Friends,
It seems to me, you pasture sheeple on AstroTurf. This is because access to real information would turn them from sheeple to people overnight. So, to keep folks ignorant, angry, and confused, you feed them a constant supply of absurdity dressed up as fact. That it can’t be digested is the problem of the sheeple with indigestion. The beauty of AstroTurf is that it can be manufactured by the yard. The inputs are toxic chemicals, heat, and the Hegelian dialectic. They combine to create an unappealing plastic grass that’s unsuitable for anything but walking on… then they feed it to us. The sheeple gobble it up, but people turn up our noses at it. We see it for what it is. A health destroying industrial agent designed for one purpose, to make and keep us sheeple.
The primary delivery system for AstroTurf is the media that calls itself unbiased. They call themselves fair and balanced so that we will accept their lies with less critical thinking. You see, it’s critical thinking that allows one to recognize AstroTurf from alfalfa. Critical thinking gives the discernment to understand that just because something is tossed in front of your stanchion, that doesn’t make it food. Sheeple on the other hand will swallow anything put in front of them, as long as it comes from their trusted source. No critical thinking necessary. Indeed, the only time they think critically is when they are presented with alfalfa instead of AstroTurf. Just like someone who only eats high fructose corn syrup gets sick when eating cruciferous vegetables, for the first time.
A steady diet of AstroTurf is damaging to the digestive system. One becomes able to stomach the most absurd stuff, but anything of value is thrown up immediately. This is due to the ongoing damage that a diet of plastic grass does. The more someone is forced to eat it, the less palatable truth will become. Eventually, one’s ability to digest alfalfa goes away entirely. That’s where mad cow disease (also called Karen syndrome) comes from. The poor things become addicted to AstroTurf such that real food makes them violent, spastic, and ill. Their digestive systems are evolved only to draw sustenance from plastic. Another problem with AstroTurf as a primary food source is that instead of nourishing human hearted, spiritual, and intellectual growth… it fosters growth in wrath, pride, and arrogance.
This is why sheeple are so angry, filled with pride at their sins, and certain they are always right. The constant diet of AstroTurf has made them so. Eating plastic makes one’s emotions plastic. This is another reason AstroTurf is so dangerous. It affects not only those that swallow it, but those who don’t as well. This is because those that abstain from eating plastic are subject to the insanity of those who do. A herd of sheeple can crush a lone person. This makes them dangerous. Sheeple then, filled to the gills with AstroTurf are prone to rioting, iconoclasm, and arson of historic churches. It’s not uncommon for them to Occupy something or other. Wall Street, Portland, or Canada for example. Occupy Canada was much more acceptable to the elites there than the Truckers protests.
Since AstroTurf is manufactured, distributed, and fed to us by those in power, it’s natural that they support it’s use. That’s why the George Floyd riots were acceptable but Jan 6th was a threat. The George Floyd fiery but mostly peaceful rioters had bellies filled with AstroTurf. That’s why they could engage in iconoclasm with impunity. I suspect the elites that industrially produce AstroTurf for the masses know the damage they are causing. Our collective digestive systems are damaged, and the increase in wrath, pride, and arrogance… but the cost is acceptable. This must be the case, otherwise they would allow us alfalfa now and then. As a result, those of us that eschew AstroTurf for alfalfa must find it on our own. It isn’t going to be forked into our feed trough. Moreover, not everything fed to us is food.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
