Dear Friends,
In case about history you are a bit hazy,
Dismissing Islam’s war on us as crazy,
Elections are open sesames,
In the minds of our enemies,
A victory proves us fat stupid and lazy.
Our cultural elite are infected with idiocy,
Captured by an insane idea so thoroughly,
Though it failed before,
They’ll do it once more,
As the stupid destroy themselves eventually.
When in power they act as pelicans,
Giant beaks filled with empty cans,
Not up to the fight,
Truman was right,
They really are do nothing republicans.
The deep state is just enraged,
Paxton has broken the cage,
Their cronies attack,
A stab in the back,
And we live in a phantasmal age.
Our enemies aren’t who we think they are,
It’s the stupid who’re speeding in that ___,
Our allies are _______,
A bomb that is fuzeless,
But we have some friends outside the ___.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
