Limericks

Dear Friends,

There once was a idiot named Lagarde,
For economic reality she had little regard,
A despot’s tool,
A righteous fool,
Because her brain was replaced with lard.

The more the elite do fail,
The more they get to sail,
A happy lot,
A drunken sot,
And controlled one and all by blackmail.

The mockingbird media speaks in one voice,
In charge living large and riding in a Roll Royce,
All for one,
And one for none,
Because they really have no choice.

War is the gate to a global utopia,
So the elite instill in us a phobia,
Dehumanize the enemy,
Soon it’ll be you and me,
And the world will collapse into dystopia.

There once was an elite utterly _______,
With tons of payola and brains _______,
They’re many things,
With puppet strings,
And participate in ushering government ________.

Sincerely,
John Pepin