Limericks

Dear Friends,

The EU is run by despocrats,
As kindly as rabid feral cats,
A hypocritical few,
Lacking any clue,
Who’ll destroy themselves the dirty rats.

There once was an elite wrong in the head,
Closing down farming in rural Hampstead,
But how’ll we eat,
The hoi polloi did bleat,
No worries they’ll clear cut the rainforest instead.

History tells us one thing is clear,
Time will ruin all the elite hold dear,
A march of ages,
Too few sages,
And all empires collapse with roar and tear.

The perpetual war is a mere evolution,
Of humanity’s ever incessant diminution,
Globalist atrocities,
Doing as they please,
And the destruction of Russia is their final solution.

The world is ruled by scum we ____,
From whom stupid ideas constantly ____,
Pooping where they eat,
Collapse will be ________,
So start a war to distract from hookers and blow.

Sincerely,
John Pepin

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