Limericks

Dear Friends,

Our philosopher kings are brilliant and wise,
Their genius is apparent in their own eyes,
How could we disagree,
The unaccountable see,
Utopia depends on their manipulations and lies.

The stupidity of our elites is astonishing,
Though too big to tolerate admonishing,
A bomb in a china shop,
It’s their way or a cop,
As their tiny self awareness is vanishing.

It’s well know the Scotts love peace,
So much so they stay on their knees,
As a girl has shown,
It’s now well known,
No one’s as worthless as the Scottish police.

Racism is a distraction you see,
Our culture corroded by degree,
Wrongspeak is a crime,
Wrongthink and do time,
So Thrasymachus was right don’t you agree.

A bureaucrat sees himself as a _______,
The lack of self awareness is ___________,
On a throne of _________,
Biding their _________,
Jailing anyone who says the wrong _______.

Sincerely,
John Pepin