Limericks

Dear Friends,

Looks to me the Democrats are blue,
Red eyes, runny noses as if they have the flu,
There’s a picket,
Here’s a secret,
Everything they say is the opposite of true.

Listen all to this wise and lilting medley,
About things horrible bad and ghastly,
The shadows protect,
A dark and evil object,
Since to Devils Vampires and Democrats sunlight is deadly.

To drastic measures end civilizations must resort,
Constitutions and the law they become so contort,
Some just flee,
But why must it be,
The fundamental reason is corruption in the court.

There once was a movie with a message,
About a man’s life and living passage,
It is what it is,
It’s a dirty biz,
Run by lechers and pervs looking for a massage.

Liars lie that much is ____,
Darkness gives it the ____,
A corrupt _________,
Ruling so arbitrary,
And they all have the galloping flu.

Sincerely,
John Pepin

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