Limericks

Dear Friends,

The British elite want you to know,
They care about you and Jethro,
A proud lot,
Sniffing snot,
Because they really love their blow.

If your not socialist you’re fascist they say,
A simple duality and a simple minded way,
A definitional distraction,
With propaganda’s traction,
And for their stupidity the rest of us must pay.

The stupidity among our elites is great,
Too smart to leave disaster to fate,
So they sew it in,
The enemy to win,
Because our elites have a moronic trait.

11 million criminals we just don’t need,
How much welfare does it take to feed,
Pretend all you will,
They’re a poison pill,
And will turn on us the moment they’re freed.

Pride among the elite is the _____,
If you disagree it’s just bad _____,
No matter how wrong,
We must go along,
Now go forth into the stinging _____.

Sincerely,
John Pepin