Limericks

Dear Friends,

The press has become a pig sty,
Now they’re caught in another lie,
Uninformed,
Misinformed,
And obtuse when they think they’re sly.

The central planners look out for us,
That’s why they often hit us with a bus,
It’s a profit driver,
A good conniver,
Then bury the evidence without a fuss.

During covid the elite turned on the spigot,
Calling anyone who disagreed a racist bigot,
Shut down the economy,
To make it safe you see,
With runaway prices in staples and gold ingot.

The Fabians have a broad vision,
Centrally plan the world’s wisdom,
A political prion,
A devouring lion,
And they seek to normalize Marxism.

A conniver always thinks himself _____,
Order the world cut it down to ______,
Their failure becomes ______,
As the economy grinds a ______,
And spread their ideas by violence and ______.

Sincerely,
John Pepin