Limericks

Dear Friends,

Obama care made costs skyrocket,
Putting big pharma firmly in his pocket,
A corruptocrat’s game,
Seeking power and fame,
And putting our finger in a light bulb socket.

Life is just grand for an NPC,
They don’t think like you and me,
Emotions rule,
A political tool,
Who’s brains don’t burn a calorie.

Self appointed despots what a great idea,
Ruling from afar with a pet like a chia,
What’s ours is theirs,
No one cares,
With arcane laws and rules written by Ikea.

There’s nothing as corrupt as bureaucracy,
Like a rotted stinking hog of an aristocracy,
Self important slobs,
Slimy hob knobs,
Who stupidly undermine their own authority.

Government programs are just ________,
The ill informed think they are _______,
Keep us _____,
With laws arcane,
While storing up ridicule and mocking.

Sincerely,
John Pepin