Limericks

Dear Friends,

Attack attack attack,
The politician is in the sack,
Calling us deplorable,
Her schemes adorable,
And with a slur she has the knack.

Progressive ideas on power are backward,
While constitutionalists remain unheard,
An answer is due,
It all boils down to,
Is the President a sovereign or a steward.

The fleecing of America goes on apace,
Dancing prancing and it’s in our face,
Renter nation,
Insane inflation,
Because the hobbled can’t win the rat race.

The elite don’t want us acting up or making a fuss,
As Thrasymachus says, to the back of the bus,
Justice expedient,
The final ingredient,
Is to pervert and turn our own morality against us.

Politicians are people ____ _____,
Making hard decisions ____ _____,
The best honey _____,
Down on your ______,
Mind your manners and do as we _______.

Sincerely,
John Pepin