Limericks

Dear Friends,

The elite just want you to know,
Their zealots go with the flow,
They’re not violent,
Just rascally bent,
With a penchant for arson and blow.

I knew of a central planner Stan,
He was a brilliant rock of a man,
Smart as a whip,
Good with a quip,
But collapsing the economy wasn’t the plan.

Scientists are the modern pilgrim,
They’re filled with wit and wisdom,
But don’t take a chance,
Careers die and dance,
To the tune of Stanley Milgram.

There is a faction evil as could be,
Murdering innocents for a kidney,
An arrogant lot,
A destination hot,
And they’re euphemistically called the CCP.

The elite may be decadent and _______,
They display the worse behaviors ______,
But do as they say,
Or your rights go away,
And on Satan himself they’ve _________.

Sincerely,
John Pepin