Limericks

Dear Friends,

There once was a faction from Sodom,
Abortion trans and despotism’s totem,
Seeking a fight,
Lived by gaslight,
Pretending to be the victim wielding a gun.

Some people are members of a herd,
Believing the line even if absurd,
He’s a panic-est,
It’s priceless,
Hey look Ma I learned a new word!

The climate change hoax is so yesterday,
So much so that it’s gouache and passé,
Elites have another darling,
The AI dog is snarling,
Launching another con to save the day.

The leftism virus makes the sane weep,
With cognitive dissonance running deep,
Believe absurdity,
Commit atrocity,
And destroy the bed in which you sleep.

Dark factions believe they will _______,
Carrying their hopes and fears in a pail,
Convincing by ___,
Sand built upon,
So in the end absurdity must ever ____.

Sincerely,
John Pepin