Limericks – Capitals Swim In Wealth Hoodwinked

Dear Friends,

Such an aqueduct could never be built now,
Regulation and tort would stop it somehow,
They may so need it,
But extraction’s a hit,
Instead projects become a sacred cash cow.

When the grift machine starts up everything is free,
Money from nothing is the best money you see,
Everyone gets a dab,
On the taxpayer’s tab,
And their cronies have ties back to the bureaucracy.

Taxing and spending is always an emergency,
The government wastes with some urgency,
A stab in the back,
And here’s a fact,
Only a stupid nation poisons its own currency.

Today’s elites abuse us in style,
Calling us dumb by wit and guile,
It gets dark at night,
So don’t get a freight,
Because they consider us infantile.

Regulation and extraction are inextricably ______,
And with administrative ties the red tape is _____,
It puts elites on top,
Extract to the last ____,
That’s why capitals swim in wealth hoodwinked.

Sincerely,
John Pepin

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