Limericks

Dear Friends,

Arguing in generality is using universals,
Kung Sung Lung reasoned into reversals,
But language is inept,
The mind adept,
So we’re reduced to convincing by commercials.

Criminals in Canada the government’s on your side,
Victims mustn’t defend themselves or even run and hide,
They’ve got your back,
So go ahead and attack,
As the nation of Canada commits cultural suicide.

Covid was a despots dream,
Usurping like a laser beam,
Listen to the experts,
Disregard the excerpts,
And the clot shot will make your arteries gleam.

Canadians don’t mind hardship when,
They’re called the nice guys in the fen,
Too smart to learn,
Open minded burn,
So they’ll vote for their oppression once again.

Anti-justice is a progressive ________,
Building consensus in a __________,
Universally __________,
A funeral _________,
And gaslight to keep them ________.

Sincerely,
John Pepin