Dear Friends,
It seems to me:
What is the difference between our government and a Hoover?
The Hoover has only one dirtbag.
What is the difference between a shark and a progressive?
The shark has morals.
What is the difference between shutdowns and diabetes?
Diabetes is better for your health.
Three billionaires went to a bar…
The bartender asked them what they would have…
“Your freedom,” they replied.
A slug, a leech and Jeff Bezos went to a bar…
The bar tender refused to serve the slug and leech.
Bezos got angry and said, Biden and Harris are with me!
A progressive likes liberty like an anteater likes ants.
How is a cesspool and Google alike?
They both deal in poop, are toxic and swampy.
Biden walked into a doctor’s office one day…
Then forgot why he was there.
How are the progressives and Nazis different?
The Nazis were defeated.
How is a progressive unlike a weasel?
The weasel can be trusted.
How is a beaver pond like the democrat caucus?
They both are filled with scum.
Why doesn’t Nancy Pelosi drink milk?
It sours in her presence.
How is a burn victim different than Nancy Pelosi?
The burn victim’s skin is nicer.
How is Jerry Nadler the same as Golum?
They both hate the light, serve the dark and smell like rotten fish.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
