Dear Friends,
There once were powerful doctors vile,
Creating viruses and injecting us with bile,
We obey their demands,
As they wash their hands,
But the blood won’t come off even with guile.
Fluoride in the water what a pity,
It shaves off IQ points itty by bitty,
Insanity it evokes,
But not rural folks,
It primarily effects democrats who live in a city.
There once was an obese ruler of Qin,
Though he was fat his people were thin,
He declared with a lisp,
Unlimited power is his,
And his eternal reward is with demons worse than him.
There once was a guy named Joe,
Who claimed to be in the know,
He said with a nod,
As he talked down to God,
If I could see it I bet my brain does glow.
There once was a scheme vile and malignant,
To make the administrative state dominant,
In a letter admitting their plan,
Penned in Wilson’s hand,
Since scum thinks the water holding it up is repugnant.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
