Limericks

Dear Friends,

You ask me, do I pray,

Yes I do every single day,

Thank him for the ball,

Bless us one and all,

And to be a benefit to mankind in every way.

Elections often come down to the wire,

The drama of propaganda we never tire,

They don’t listen to you,

But what are we to do,

Now that the elite have made the EU a dumpster fire.

Woodrow Wilson was a terrible President they say,

His wife ran things when his mind went astray,

Biden was a different guy,

His wife was much too sly,

And he never had a mind to begin with anyway.

They ruled against the citizen’s interests for years,

Manifesting all of our deepest and darkest fears,

Watch where they’re heading,

The crimes they’re abetting,

And soon they’ll be shedding many political tears.

Harvard’s not the problem oh no,

They expose our crimes just for show,

No one should care,

Though beware,

We’re much more heinous than you know.

Sincerely,

John Pepin