Limericks

Dear Friends,

 

Democrats chant fight fight fight,

Meeting in rooms lit by gaslight,

Step in line,

They’re doing fine,

And the foe is deemed evil by sight.

 

There’s a crowd of elitist drifters,

Egoist entitled private jet grifters,

The world is at stake,

They said eating cake,

As they handed cash to their abettors.

 

There once was a culture caustic,

Claiming to be fair and agnostic,

It created nut cases,

Like burrs on suitcases,

And Eleanor Rigby’s now autistic.

 

The ivory towers are quite a sight,

Gleaming in the dark lit by gaslight,

Looking down his chin,

The elite said with a grin,

You look like ants from this height.

 

First they ply you with hugs,

Then with dangerous drugs,

If that fails,

Don’t wail,

They can always make us eat bugs.

 

Sincerely,

John Pepin

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