Limericks

Dear Friends,

UK Bureaucrats aren’t right in the head,
With Islamic rape gangs they are in bed,
Wouldn’t ban a terrorist,
But here’s the twist,
They would ban Ukip and Reform instead.

The leftist ideology is above examination,
Spreading bad notions like contamination,
Marxism fails every day,
We must have it anyway,
Because communism is an abomination.

The definition of evil changes by the hour,
Until all the best ideas begin to get sour,
I’ll be uncouth,
Here’s the truth,
It boils down to an imbalance of power.

Climate change isn’t going away,
As we watch it unfold in dismay,
But bad data is erased,
The urgency is based,
On the needs of the elite today.

Republicans cry no mas in a terrible wail,
They assure us the checks in the mail,
But what’s this,
A Judas kiss,
Because you can count on republicans to fail.

Sincerely,
John Pepin