Dear Comrades,
It seems to me, so far, Biden has exceeded all my expectations by a wide margin. Implementing failed policies has advanced our cause beautifully. Who could have predicted that reversing all of Trump’s immigration policies the first day, would have resulted in the tsunami of illegal immigrants, drugs and child sex trafficking we hoped for? Call it Trump’s fault, because if he hadn’t solved the problem, Biden couldn’t have re-broken it! Skyrocketing energy prices are Trump’s fault as well. Had Trump not taken a laissez faire approach to energy, resulting in the fracking revolution, making the US energy independent, Biden’s gas lines would hardly have been noticed. Plus, Trump is the reason we have a disrupted jobs market, had he not got the economy back above water, Biden couldn’t have scuttled it.
Biden doesn’t have dementia. Not at all. Anyone could forget how to read. Like, when he couldn’t read the teleprompter that time, or two. Anyone who says diminished mental ability is a problem for a President is obviously a hater. Since only a hater wants someone totally mental running the country. Biden may not be great at making decisions, but no one would argue Biden isn’t committed… or should be. Some of our greatest Presidents have been less than stellar in character, virtue and intellect, and in that sense, Biden has them all beat. A man of a caliber such as Biden is no one to trifle with. Certainly not, it is all fun and games, until someone loses an eye. So any talk about Biden not being qualified, mentally acute… or sane, are overblown. Like the blow Hunter doesn’t use anymore.
The only thing Trump did that wasn’t totally bad, was his Operation Warp Speed, vastly accelerating development of the Vaccine, which might have been a bit too quick in retrospect. Because in the alternate universe we slipped into… Biden gets credit for it. Take Kamala, she is as sharp as a razor… Electric. She has the greatest respect for the US founding fathers. So much so, I hear she is dedicating a dance hall built in their honor… on their graves. No one understands our Constitution more than our Vice President, she even has an app for it. Biden has so much confidence in her, he put her in charge of the immigration crisis, and she has really beat expectations in that role. No one could have expected her to excel so… in nationalizing the crisis.
When racists ridicule Biden for wearing a face mask during a zoom call, they are showing how dumb they are, anyone with half a brain has heard of Computer Viruses! Biden is on so many drugs, no one should laugh that he trips on stairs, because he sometimes falls too. How mean for republicans to make fun of Biden and Harris, I mean, isn’t that like being mean to people who don’t reach the mean? You have to admit, Biden’s Corona policy is refreshing, the lime really sets it off. Now, there are some science deniers who claim that inoculated people wearing masks, jabbing children who are at zero risk with an experimental biological agent, and continued shut downs despite a lowering case count, are not in order… I disagree. If we can save just one life, even if it costs thousands, it will have been worth it.
The one thing I know, is that our great nation is in good hands, with Biden and Harris at the wheel. Too bad it’s not a toy car. All kidding aside, Biden had it tough growing up. He really did. So did Kamala. They had it so tough, when their servants opened their presents for them, sometimes they had to be there. People who have struggled so hard to get ahead are well suited, to be President and Vice President, since Biden only wears silk Armani’s and Kamala never buys off the rack. She will make a great vice President, obviously, because before politics, she was in vice. So we can rest assured, that our children’s futures are well taken care of, because who needs the stress of prosperity, family and freedom? Let’s squash the anti Biden haters… because it tastes good with butter and maple syrup.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
