Limericks

Dear Friends,

Inequality is the watchword of the day,
Self appointed despots make them pay,
We do it for you,
Then crush us too,
Because Pareto curves their plans away.

As we’re watched from behind a curtain,
Prurient voyeurs watch every person,
On a high horse,
Hidden of course,
Projecting guilt on us makes them certain.

Looky close and you will see,
The UK has become a tyranny,
With id’s strong,
Better go along,
Else they’ll do away with thee.

Tommy Robinson makes the leftists blue,
He tells them things they already knew,
Exposing hypocrisy,
They hate him you see,
For attacking the elite instead of you.

There once was a man from DC,
He watched us from behind a _____,
Is he MI6,
A kooky kix,
Or a egotist hypocrite with a brain ______.

Sincerely,
John Pepin