Limericks

Dear Friends,

A man like a computer is a brainiac,
There’s no knowledge he doesn’t lack,
Elsewhere he has fears,
But the realm of ideas,
And in truth he is foolish and a maniac.

And in truth he is foolish and a maniac,
God gazed upon Adam and said,
What can I do to ease his head,
First was a wife,
Filled with strife,
So God gave him a dog instead.

If we lie to them it’s a major felony,
Their lies build consensus not perjury,
It’s not a double standard,
It’s just law he answered,
But it smells fishy wouldn’t you agree.

You need a degree or so they said,
Blue collar jobs are gone and dead,
So get a degree,
Then you’ll see,
They gave the job to a foreigner instead.

There’s a con called _______ ___ _______,
Selling what doesn’t exist is the _______,
Faster than _______ ______,
Please don’t ask ________,
And the patsy will end up in a ______.

Sincerely,
John Pepin