Limericks

Dear Friends,

Atheists have got themselves a divorce,
Everything’s material not faith of course,
But I have to look askance,
Saying it’s not a political stance,
Is like saying the cart pulls the horse.

Everyone is stupid but me,
Look at them can’t you see,
Wise as a cow,
Limit them now,
With fingers pointing back by three.

The certainty of their position is truly stout,
Their open mindedness is beyond a doubt,
Emotional fizz,
Here’s what it is,
The stupidity that Bonhoeffer warned us about.

The narrative must always insist,
That the truth be hidden in mist,
They cut us down to size,
When we listen to their lies,
That turn an empath into a narcissist.

Universities have made themselves a laughing stock,
Everyone knows they’re teaching is just a crock,
Captured by woke,
Now going broke,
And Harvard is the worst of the lot.

Sincerely,
John Pepin