Limericks

Dear Friends,

Turns out alienating customers isn’t a good plan,

Corporations thought they had it in the can,

Blame it on Trump,

But reality doesn’t bend to any woman or man.

Were positions reversed the press would have a fit,

With twenty four coverage and a documentary skit,

Too inept it’s reputed,

And no one will be punished in the least for any of it.

Innocent until guilty is a fundamental precept,

When it comes to the elites you and I are exempt,

But for an elite obtuse,

Because elites like Comey can claim they’re just inept.

It’s good to see the youth feeling reform’s draw,

Understanding that taxes and regulations are a claw,

Though as you get older,

‘Cause you’ll realize the elite are above the law.

Some people are of politics totally obsessed,

A pathological anxiety that should be addressed,

Though is that the case,

Because they might be demon possessed?

Sincerely,

John Pepin