Dear friends,
Multinational corporations are a confusion,
Few work while many prefer a diversion,
Imagine that,
He cut the fat,
And brought X into a more efficient Pareto distribution.
There once was an employee at Twitter,
She dwelt in anger and was ever bitter,
She said with a squeak,
How dare you speak,
And censored us like a bad baby sitter.
There once was a media of elves,
Diligently putting ideas on shelves,
They’re in the fight,
So try as they might,
They just can’t help themselves.
The elite just want to dumb us down,
Those IQ points only make us frown,
Like flies do a camel,
And had we been smarter we might have stopped the meltdown.
There once was a corporate culture so raw,
Satan himself was impressed at the flaw,
They said with a sigh,
But it doesn’t matter because we’re above the law.
There once was a pretty girl with gumption,
Starting a farm was an act of presumption,
She did it anyway,
And is farming today,
Proving the folly of misbegotten assumption.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
