Dear Friends,
It seems to me,
You don’t have to worry about Joe Biden taking a bribe. Because to worry… there has to be a possibility he wouldn’t.
Maybe we should bypass a war with Russia, with the wounded, suffering and destruction… and just send Putin 80 billion in weapons, like the Taliban?
Democrats in Detroit are more terrified of climate change, than stray bullets passing through their living rooms… very progressive!
Republicans are great at starting wars just as democrats are great at losing them.
How is politics like metallurgy? In both… the dross floats to the top.
How is the FBI different from the Keystone Kops? The Keystone Kops aren’t korrupt.
Pelosi proves that the job of elite is so hard, that with some botox, a wig and false teeth… your great grandmother can do it.
If you are terrified of the Wuhan Flu… shoot your TV.
Some say Mitch McConnel is an elitist, corporatist flunky and Judas goat. I say he is a politician.
What do Biden, Pelosi and Schiff have in common? They all have aides.
No one thinks the media lies… we know it.
Lindsey Graham is as straight as they come… in a pretzel bag.
Progressives have principles… as a gull has gills.
Biden’s state of the union address should be exhilarating. Like being thrown into a wood chipper.
Progressives blaming their leaders for the results of progressive policies… is like a fat kid blaming soda for being fat.
You can trust the FBI… like a frog can a scorpion.
Nothing can convince me that the Roberts Supreme Court is not fair… it is more of a circus.
Justice in the Court has become, like flawless porcelain doll, on the battlefield of Verdun.
The bureaucrat rests his authority on the firm ground… of a fickle judiciary.
Chucky is a bad doll, a pathological liar, ugly and he kills it… That Schumer.
Progressivism is like high fructose corn syrup, it is sweet in the mouth, but rots the teeth, gut and brain.
Trudeau is such a humanitarian… he eats polite protesters.
A progressive lecturing anyone on ethics… is like a cold virus lecturing dinosaurs on overpopulation.
You can easily count all the ways progressivism has improved the world… on a hand with no fingers.
People are like tangerines… the thin skinned are always sour.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
