Limericks

Dear Friends,

 

Absurdity created by the elite idealist,

Crushing their enemy the pragmatist,

He said as a quip,

We shouldn’t stop it,

Which are the words of an accelerationist.

 

There once was a dame from Wellington,

With front teeth that gave her distinction,

She ordered with a grin,

You must take this toxin,

But couldn’t reach her front teeth with her tongue.

 

Democrat fraud may not work this time,

When it did denying an election was a crime,

It was wrong yesterday,

But now the elite say,

If we don’t win we can turn on a dime.

 

There once was a guy named Maher,

He claimed to be woke and aware,

Pretending to be tough,

Saying I’ll leave in a huff,

But in truth no one really does care.

 

The British taxpayer will sing joyously,

Knowing their money went across the sea,

To shill for a loser,

A sloppy boozer,

While the boats keep a coming endlessly.

 

It’s astonishing to regular folks,

It’ll be the brunt of future jokes.

Trump was attacked,

The story was sacked,

Like Russian collusion but not a hoax.

 

Sincerely,

John Pepin

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