Limericks

Dear Friends,

All creation stories require a miracle to win,

Because the universe we see is a phantasm,

Argue for eternity,

So we can see,

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

When calling a boy a girl is more critical,

Than fixing roads and sidewalks typical,

Priorities show,

What do you know,

There’s a just government wholly mythical.

Scientists are brilliant people of mind,

Seeking the truth though it be unkind,

But science is perilous,

Wrongthink can destroy us,

So you don’t look for what you don’t want to find.

The EU has failed and that’s a fact,

Led by corrupt elites without tact,

Go ahead and pout,

Soon they’ll find out,

The EU is indeed a suicide pact.

Lawyers always seem to be paranoid,

As police bypass what they can avoid,

Times do change,

It may seem strange,

But our Constitution’s now null and void.

Sincerely,

John Pepin