Limericks

The narrative must be protected,

Lest the truth should be detected,

Your eyes lie,

Wonder why,

So the elite can keep us subjected.

A government that shuts down farms,

Is a scoundrel without charm,

The elite eat Wagu,

Too soft to chew,

While the scum expects the rest of us starve.

Can you imagine that,

The elite are under attack,

Polls dropping,

Policy flopping,

And they continue to stab their voters in the back.

The “invisible government” is easy to see,

Binding us in shadows and calling us free,

Tax and regulate,

Guard the gate,

And now it’s clear it’s the bureaucracy.

The land we live is a phantasmal replica,

Of what once was a great near utopia,

Rule is arbitrary,

Rights contrary,

Because we’re in post Constitutional America.

When everything they say is the opposite of the truth,

The lies, manipulation and fear get’s long in the tooth,

Conniving swine,

Lying all the time,

And they act like not believing them is so very uncouth.

One thing that’s obvious once you know,

The media is nothing but a fancy show,

The die was cast,

When NPR asked,

Mr. Shumlin, Why does everyone like you so?

The CCP is anti human by dint,

Not a caricature with a squint,

Open unlimited war,

But what’s more,

They’re as foolish as the villains in our man flint.

I’m not saying science runs on grift,

Through the chaff the wise must sift,

Incentives do count,

To our bank account,

And change is always opposed when it’s a paradigm shift.

So far the Beast system has been a bust,

The zealots are worried it could go down in dust,

Be a good bloke,

Accept the yoke,

Because there’s nothing a liar needs more then our trust.