Limericks

Dear Friends,

The elite say my speech is sacrosanct,

But your opinion must be down ranked,

When truth they face,

And spin around because they’re outflanked.

Merz Starmer and Macron do quite well,

Ever with the sniffles and are always swell,

But they don’t like cocaine,

It’s common knowledge they only like the smell.

The elite are panicking what a sight,

Hackles up they’re ready for a fight,

But what’s this,

They’re running out of Colombian white.

Satan is a truly brilliant villain,

Damning people by the million,

The good people stink,

While his followers put children in an oven.

Should the Nazis have been allowed to prevail,

Because of potential German Children’s travail,

Or let the Barbary Pirates raid,

I wonder, is it better to stand up to evil or let it sail?

Sincerely,

John Pepin