Limericks

Dear Friends,

I just don’t know where to start,

From their mouths they do fart,

Their lips are moving,

Their lies are proving,

The media serves Satan a’ la carte.

The Biden White House was famously inane,

Obama said he liked snorting in the rain,

The EU is run by aristocrats,

Runny noses talkative chaps,

Because the people in power all love their cocaine.

Harvard had a really great gig,

Well regarded and quite big,

Reputation is all,

They gave it a pall,

And now it’s seen as a pig.

I heard of a demon Satan what a schmuck,

Smart as a bee sting and dumb as a duck,

Thought he’d be god,

But he’s a fraud,

He’s suffering forever but is blaming it on luck.

All we really have is our reputation,

Everything else is mere decoration,

Lies discredit,

A shameful edit,

And taint results in universal detestation.

Sincerely,

John Pepin