Limericks

Dear Friends,

Cash and Dan are living large,

Steering the FBI garbage barge,

They talk a good game,

But it’s all the same,

Since the deep state is in charge.

Government cover ups have become a mess,

False flags, black bags, demanding we confess,

There’s been a shooting,

Now there’s looting,

And the truth is censored by the payola press.

Advancement is now at the mercy of regulation,

Begging the bureaucrats to allow innovation,

Did you dot every I,

Did you pay the bribe,

And then only if you’re of the politically correct persuasion.

Kier Starmer is a well dressed bloke,

Shilling progressive ideas like woke,

Isn’t he swell,

Droll as well,

If you can just keep him away from the coke.

The elite in this country are terribly obtuse,

Using the media to distract and confuse,

Wielding the auto pen,

Biden’s fallen again,

And they should be charged with elder abuse.

Sincerely,

John Pepin