Limericks

Dear Friends,

We wanted an AG to fight handy,

Trump handed us Pam Bondi,

She’s photogenic,

A bit egocentric,

So what we got was just a blondie.

Trump was elected and went on the attack,

The deep state corruptocrats fought back,

The courts self immolated,

The media’s associated,

And Trump’s agenda the swamp did hijack.

There once was a man from Islamabad,

A despot like Dionysius a desperate lad,

Called Erdogan,

He said as he ran,

If the truth is told I’m a terrible cad.

Justice Marshal would think today’s law a boor,

Usurping power doing things he would abhor,

The courts run amok,

Justice is outta luck,

But how can he complain he opened the door.

It’s obvious that the Brits are under attack,

The corrupt UK politicians are in the sack,

But tides are shifting,

Spirits are lifting,

Now the Brits are taking their country back.

Sincerely,

John Pepin