Dear Friends,
Idealists don’t really want to win,
If it means they must live in sin,
Or I won’t play,
And take my ball and play with him.
Subjective thought crimes are all the rage,
To keep the populists in a deep dark cage,
Outlaw them here,
But calling despotism democracy won’t well age.
The UK thought it had moats,
But they’re on anything that floats,
So remember this saw,
Shut off the welfare, shut off the boats.
There once was a Seattle court crazy,
Its grasp of law was a bit hazy,
On a batty night,
And it could have been bad but it was too lazy.
There once was a judge named Barrett,
With the brains of a well cooked carrot,
She said with flair,
And chewed through our Constitution like a ferret.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
