Dear Friends,
The DOGE commission is on a tare,
But DOGE members better beware,
Cutting the fat,
‘Cause there’s nothing as dangerous as a wounded bear.
The Department of Education is a creature,
Inculcating absurdity by a government teacher,
It’ll ruin their life,
But with bureaucracy failure isn’t a bug it’s a feature.
There once was a little dragon that grew,
It was ignored by the elite at the EU,
The elite do insist,
But eventually it’ll mature and put them in a stew.
There once was a government corrupt as could be,
They defrauded elections and jailed the adversary,
Filling their maw,
Will they get a comeuppance or is justice petty?
Folksy charm to appeal to the local,
And pandering to the foolish yokel,
Aiming to be brash,
As democrats urge us to go postal.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
