Dear friends,
It seems to me, if you want to have the reputation of having a clean kitchen, its probably best not to encourage people to poop in it. This logic applies to housewives, single men and governments. Elections for example. Encouraging election fraud is like allowing people to defecate in your kitchen. Because they’re in dire need. But, who may I ask… is willing to eat food from that kitchen? Or trust those elections? You don’t demand people trust that you cleaned it off well enough, to prevent infection, you keep it clean in the first place. Recounts are insufficient to clean up the mess. All they do is smear it all over the place. Then using the perfume of propaganda to cover the lingering stench. Finally, being a raw nerve to anyone who mentions it… won’t get people to think your kitchen is clean.
It is possible, to completely clean a kitchen that has been soiled… but at great cost and labor. There are no shortcuts. Every appliance needs to be pulled and cleaned inside and out. The counters need to be washed and sanitized. Even as the walls must be washed down and perhaps even repainted. The floors, well, unless they’re stainless steel, they have to be replaced as do the tables. The same goes for an apartment that reeks of cigarettes and stale beer, as well as a soiled election process. Oh, there are people who won’t even notice the cloying odor of cigarettes and stale beer, but they’re few and far between. Some people live in filth and could care less if the walls are smeared with feces. Most folks though, see and smell such things, and are utterly repulsed.
Having a clean kitchen is more than just effectively washing filth from it. It’s in keeping operations in their respective rooms. An open minded progressive might not be able to understand this concept. Fences between things. Their open mindedness allows them to see efficiencies where we might not. Why not rear chickens in the kitchen? It’s the most efficient way to do it. Hell, that’s where you cook and eat them! How much more efficient could it be? Cages, obviously, are a form of fence and so can’t be tolerated by the progressive. So the birds will roost on the counters. The turds can be flicked onto the floor in the morning. After breakfast. Using a kitchen as a coop then is probably not a great idea. Maybe it’s better to keep chickens in the coop, pooping in the bathroom… and cooking in the kitchen?
You have to ask yourself, “Why is the administrative state so invested in encouraging election fraud?” Because encouraging fraud is just like encouraging people to poop in your kitchen. I’ve been in a kitchen that was decorated with dog poop in every stage of decomposition… from a glistening pile to a white powder. That was a kitchen I couldn’t stand to be in, let alone, eat a meal from the table. Yet, that kitchen was cleaner than an election, where the enforcing powers encourage fraud. Because what do you call… suing states for taking avowed aliens off the election rolls, fighting voter ID laws, demanding mail in voting without signature match, allowing vote harvesting and denying the aggrieved their day in court due to “standing?” Now… that is a well soiled kitchen!
The thing about being a good cook is, it really doesn’t matter how good your food is, if your kitchen is filthy. Your bechamel may be the best ever made, but if the counters have chicken poop on them, no one will want to eat it. A single guy might want to take this into consideration before having a girl over. Cigarettes and stale beer may not smell bad to you but it reeks to everyone else. Even as the bureaucrats encouraging election fraud, might want to consider how their kitchen appears, to those expected to eat the results. Yup, it’s better to keep your kitchen clean, than to constantly re-clean it, or simply pretend it’s clean. Those you’re cooking for will notice it and may refuse to eat the dishes you serve up. Be you a housewife, single man, or government.
Sincerely,
John Pepin