Dear Friends,
I wonder where all my money went,
I cant afford food or to pay my rent,
Prices have doubled,
But don’t be troubled,
The BLS claims it’s only twenty percent.
There once was an interesting man,
And he had an interesting plan,
He ran with shears,
His mother’s fears,
And now he’s called one eyed Stan.
The elite don’t know what to call it,
Statistics made for us and back-lit,
But we’re not hearing,
In fact we’re cheering,
Because what counts is what’s in your wallet.
Cracker barrel what a great brand,
Of home style chicken I’m a fan,
But times change,
Politics rearrange,
In ire it’s united us woman and man.
The foolish run with ________,
Scurrying around like ________,
Believe my _____,
Oops my _____,
With ideas as good a ________.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
