LGBTQ is now cool,
It’s all they teach in school,
What doesn’t make sense,
At great public expense,
Because the elite think parents are fools.
There once was a fellow named Barr,
The man should taste feather and tar,
He tripped through the law,
Is full of character flaws.
Then stabbed in the back his benefactor.
I heard of a painter so posh,
His name was Durham by gosh
The report did established,
No criminal should be punished,
Because the report was just a white wash.
Some people make me wince,
Like the ex veep Mike Pence,
A bootlick as mentor,
Then became a traitor,
Since scum can’t sit on a fence.
A stinking liar is Schiff,
Although his delivery is stiff,
His lies cost a pretty sum,
Consequences he had none,
But now we’ve all had a whiff.
The scum of the earth are RINOs,
They deal with more yeast than Gynos,
Kneading their lies,
Into healthy bitter pies,
That’s why most of them are winos.
Speaker McCarthy claimed he was brave,
Us from the tyrants he would save.
He huffed and he puffed,
Then spoke very gruff,
But in the end all he did was cave.
Biden is a real square fellow,
The law he does always follow,
A top secret or three,
Donated to the CCP,
Yea I know, that’s pretty hard to swallow.
You have been dead before,
One need not be forlorn,
It was in the past,
And it didn’t last,
What do you think you were before you were born?
Sincerely,
John Pepin