Dear Friends,
What do you call a radical conservative? A zealous conformist.
They say Nancy Pelosi’s pretty… pretty drunk, stupid and homely.
Biden is a real go getter, he tells the Secret Service to go get this and go get that.
What makes a democrat so wise? They eat a lot of chips.
I hate the way they pick on Biden, he’s going to the bar for this country! Cheers, Moe’s, The Drunken Clam, etc…
The elite are meeting in Davos I hear. They want to support the downtrodden. Starting with the hookers.
Klaus the varmint Schwab says, we’ll all own nothing and be happy… But how can everyone own the same thing?
Look at how much the elite care about us. They’re eating all the Wagu beef… saving the bugs for us.
Three of the most toxic things are, nuclear waste, dimethal cadmium and democrat policies.
Sincerely,
John Pepin
